Give us Joy
Life around here was getting gloomy yesterday. A incident that had occurred the night before had set the mood for the following day. To lift myself out of the doldrums I turned to my new testament bible. One verse in it spoke of the joy of life in Christ. Why was I not feeling joyful then ? Searching for the source of joy I began to think about some Christian comedians I have seen on YouTube. Is laughter the best medicine?
A man was taking it easy lying on the grass and looking up at the clouds. He was identifying shapes when he decided to talk to God. “God”, he said, “how long is a million years?”
God answered, “In my frame of reference, it’s about a minute.’
The man asked, “God how much is a million dollars?”
God answered, “To Me it’s a penny.”
The man then asked, “God can I have a penny?”
God said, “In a minute.”
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
I didn’t use to finish sentences, but now I
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
They told me I was gullible and I believe them.
Ask me about my vow of silence
A little girl went up to her mother holding her stomach saying, ” Mommy my stomach hurts.” Her mother replied, “That’s because it is empty , you have to put something into it.”
Later that day when the preacher and his wife were over for dinner. The preacher began to feel bad. Holding his head he said, ” I have such a terrible headache.”
The little girl looked up giving him the sweetest smile that any child could give. Then she said, That’s because it’s empty, you have to put something into it.”
I feel refreshed and full of joy. Laughter is the best medicine.